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| Anasta | Baseball in Heaven | 1 | Apr 3 2009, 4:27 AM EDT by Fire-Valkyrie | ||
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Thread started: Apr 2 2009, 4:17 PM EDT
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Two old friends, Sam and Bob, are baseball fanatics. They live and breathe baseball, they attend 60 games a year, the local bartender calls them to answer disputes regarding statistics, they have attended every World Series game since 1960. They are getting older and one day, Sam says to Bob. "If you die before I do, will you let me know, if they play baseball in Heaven. I'll do the same for you if I die before you do." Bob agrees.
Two days later Bob passes away in his sleep. Sam comes home from the funeral and lays down for a nap, he's really tired. He drifts in and out of sleep. Suddenly, there's a heavenly voice saying "Sam! Sam!" Sam is startled awake and asks, "Is that you, Bob?" Bob answers, "Yes, Sam it's me." Sam asks, "So, tell me Bob, do they play baseball in heaven?" Bob replies "Sam, I've got good news and bad news, what do want to hear first." "The good news first, Bob." Sam says. Bob replies with "Okay, Sam, the good news is they play baseball in heaven, and the bad news is that you're starting the game tomorrow evening." |
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| Fire-Valkyrie | Real Life News! | 5 | May 3 2008, 2:08 PM EDT by Fire-Valkyrie | ||
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Thread started: Mar 19 2008, 5:05 AM EDT
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I just wanted to share this with all of you. My previous employment was temporary and ended at the end of february but today I have accepted another job offer! Yay! It means moving and all that, and it won't start until mid-may, but I hope that until then I will have time to do some VRML :) Now if I could only get my CT access back ... but I will, in time. If nothing else, I'll change my ISP when I move (see "is it just me?" thread if you have no clue what I'm on about)
HUGS all around 'cause I'm in a good mood! :) /FV |
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| Bubbasmurf | Two policemen | 1 | Apr 23 2008, 1:13 PM EDT by SweetCountryGirl | ||
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Thread started: Apr 5 2008, 2:45 AM EDT
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Two policemen are in a patrol car:
- Could you check if the directionals work on your side of the car? The other policeman looks through the window and says: - Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no... |
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